1. I’m just surprised it took this long.

    (Source: christiannightmares)

     

  2. “My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga. That’s cos Jesus Christ is my nigga…”

     

  3. They’re gonna need prayer themselves for all of that scoliosis.

    christiannightmares:

    New drive-thru prayer ministry launches in Texas (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/30357282961/daytona-beach-drive-in-christian-church-for-more)

     

  4. We reciprocally winked so hard it just had to happen.

     

  5. Silly young earth creationists!

    (Source: fuckyeahreligionpigeon, via friendlyatheist)

     

  6. Pastor Jack Schaap demonstrates how to “polish a shaft”. Anybody surprised he’s a pedophile?

     

  7. Marketing 101: Know your target demographic.

     

  8. I don’t even…

     

  9. Pic or it didn’t happen!

     

  10. You mad, Conservative Right?

    (Source: christiannightmares)